Hard Asses

Hard Asses

There seems to be a never-ending supply of crazy people in the crazy world we live in. In Miami several “possible” victims are realizing how crazy people can really be.

Several people are experiencing a “pain in the ass,” after Oneal Ron Morris supposedly injected their butts with a deadly mixture of cement, superglue, and oh-so-handy flat-tire sealant. Morris was born a man, but is now seen as a woman. More on the story can be found here.

Supposedly Morris injected the absurd materials through a tube attached to a cooler.

Immediately, I’m thinking what the freaking hell were these women thinking? Paying for some basement wannabe doctor to pump their butts full of concrete and superglue… Literately paying to get their “trunks” get pumped full of “junk.” I mean come on people…

I do feel sympathy for the woman who was nearly killed by this concoction of more or less construction materials. However, I think one would have to be blackout drunk and clueless in order to go along with a backyard doctor. Not to mention, a backyard doctor with a wheelbarrow full of concrete ready to pump into that rump.

According to the Miami Herald (www.miamiherald.com) “Almost immediately after the procedure, the woman fell ill with pneumonia-like symptoms and painful welts. She suffered permanent scarring around the injection sites, required several blood transfusions, multiple surgeries and the use of 24- hour home-health aides.

According to the Florida Department of Health, initial laboratory analysis conducted by medical personnel determined that the foreign substances injected into the woman consisted of a host of household and automotive products, including “Fix-a-Flat” and mineral oil.”
Supposedly, Morris had used this butt-bulging concoction on herself in order to attain her big caboose. 

This the most junk in the trunk I've ever seen. (Photo from: ibtimes.com)

This is an odd situation for The Outhouse, but it has a pretty clear outcome. Oneal Ron Morris went into The Outhouse but never returned, as it tipped over due to the huge amount of concrete and “Fix-a-Flat” lodged in her butt cheeks .